Debbie

LOL!

2009-07-29T01:12:52Z

Wet Bar is now called Primal

2009-06-10T15:16:51Z

Wet Bar is open again. But now it's called "Primal" Anddddd there's a Ladies Night on Saturdays! Yay! I *heart* choices!!!! LOL

Obituary taken from London Times

2009-05-01T12:45:45Z

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home because the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm the Victim

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

yeah bitches!!!!

2009-04-04T05:11:30Z

http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_iowa_gay_marriage.html?source=rss

The Academy Awards in Pictures and Smart Ass Remarks

2009-02-24T16:22:27Z

The best way to win an acting award is to make sure the part involves WWII in some way. I didn't make that up. Kate Winslet said that recently lol. omg, I love her more just for being right.

And how about this guy, who won for portraying a Gay Rights Activist/ City Supervisor! I saw the movie "Milk" last night. GREAT FRIGGIN FLICK! Anyone that's gay NEEDS to see this film!!!! You know, Sean Penn never attended the Academy Awards when he was nominated in his earlier days. It wasn't until he was nominated for a 4th time ("Mystic River") that he started showing up. That same night he won. This one for "Milk" was his second award. See, nice guys do finish first sometimes.

Yes we can bitches!!!! Dead or alive! I'm sooo glad he won. He sooo deserved it!

(mmmm Beyonce) Hugh actually did a very good job hosting this year. Rarely fumbled. And kept me awake through most of it. Not bad!

My "Trying too hard" Oscar this year goes to:

Matthew Broderick. For his unsportsman like conduct attending the show with current wife Sarah Jessica Parker. Yeah we know, you hate being married to her. Yeah I know, you're getting a divorce soon. But at least Sarah made the friggin' best of it. And that's with a sap like you wrapped around her!!!!! Next time try harder at HOME to be miserable. Can you hear me now? Bueller?. . . Bueller?

For the second year in a row a Spaniard dedicated their Oscar to the lovely folks in Spain. First Javier Bardem, now Penelope Cruz. For those of you who don't know Spanish, the end of Penelope's speech went something like this: "I would like to dedicate this award to the people of Spain. And of course to the best secret lover I've ever had, Debbie. To whom which I would not be standing here today. By the way, there's some left over chicken in the fridge. And yes I got your text . . I'll see if I can bring Angelina home with me. Thank you!"

Jerry Lewis' Humanitarian Award was waaaaaaaaaaay over due. It only took about 42 telethons or so. Wow. But I still wonder why he slurs at gay people, when to be honest, I thought he was one of us. Look at those pics yo :\

Last but not least . . . "Slumdog Millionaire" owned the evening with 8 Oscar wins, including Best Picture. My congratulations to the entire cast and crew for making themselves future millionaires the old fashioned way: by writing about it. Talk about irony in the plot.

Now it's off to see the movies!!!! I'm actually more excited about seeing "Frost Nixon" than "Slumdog Millionaire". I'm getting old ;(!!!!! Someone make it stop.

I'm in love with Jennifer Hudson

2009-02-02T14:03:16Z

Yes, I was the one calling her number on the screen when American Idol asked me to vote for my favorite contestant that year. I was the one that smiled when she got the part of Effie in "Dreamgirls". I was the one that jumped on my bed when she won the Academy Award. Oh yes, I said jumped on my bed. I was the one that was excited to see what she would do with her new role as Louise in the movie "Sex and the City".

Then, I was the one with my hand over my mouth when I learned of the tragedy that happened to her mom, brother and nephew. Here was a kid, who just took Hollywood and America by storm, torn into pieces in 1 day. And in a manner that still makes me ill to this day just thinking about it.Who could do such a thing?

Having lost my mother recently I could easily relate to her pain. I can only imagine what her mind and heart are going through since no one yet has been brought to justice for these horrific crimes.

Last night I saw a completely different Jennifer Hudson singing our National Anthem at the Super Bowl. She stood tall and shared with us an amazing, moving rendition of our song. She's still hurting. It was obvious. But she performed like I have never seen her before. She's not a kid anymore. She's all woman now.

So may I just say: thank you Jennifer. Thank you for sharing your passion with all of us tonight. Your courage and strength was heard in full tune and will not be forgotten any time soon. From the bottom of my heart, I love you. God bless you. And may the light in your eyes tonight show you the way to unlimited happiness for you and your family always.

Much love,
Debbie

Just Chillin'

2009-01-30T00:22:52Z

I bring you . . . my Top Ten Masterminds/Villians of All Time on the Big Screen. Now, I'm only judging the movies I have actually seen myself. But feel free to add some of your own. So here goes . . . (slasher movies not allowed. That's too easy :P)

10. Michael Corleone- "Godfather Part II"

9. The most underated mastermind: Magneto - "Xmen 2"

8. John Doe -"Seven" and Keyser Soze -"Usual Suspects" (TIE)

7. Lord Voldemort - "Harry Potter"

6. Annie from "Misery"

5. Darth Vader - "Star Wars"

4. Joan Crawford - "Mommie Dearest"

3. George Bush in "Fahrenheit 9-11"

2. The Joker - "Dark Knight"

1. Hannibal Lecter - "Silence of the Lambs"

For the record:

2009-01-20T18:30:31Z

The Chief of Justice (CJ) screwed up the oath, not Obama. He forgot to say the word "faithfully" and that's when Obama stopped and smiled. He knew CJ had forgotten that word. CJ then said it correctly and Obama repeated. It wasn't Obama's fault. Calm down. :P!

This has got to be the funniest thing I've seen in a while! LOL!

2009-01-06T15:53:12Z

Kermit Bale

What do Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog have in common? More than you might realize...

insert Mario Brothers theme song

2008-12-18T21:31:48Z

http://www.sockandawe.com/

hehe, Guy-co commercial

2008-12-07T04:42:40Z

I always post a lot in November.

2008-11-24T04:32:47Z

http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_8561/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=14Ooyiuf

Dr Pepper to deliver on its free-soda promise

Published: Nov 20, 2008

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Dr Pepper is making good on its promise of free soda now that the release of Guns N' Roses' "Chinese Democracy" is a reality.

The soft-drink maker said in March that it would give a free soda to everyone in America if the album dropped in 2008. "Chinese Democracy," infamously delayed since recording began in 1994, goes on sale Sunday.

"We never thought this day would come," Tony Jacobs, Dr Pepper's vice president of marketing, said in a statement. "But now that it's here, all we can say is: The Dr Pepper's on us."

Beginning Sunday at 12:01 a.m., coupons for a free 20-ounce soda will be available for 24 hours on Dr Pepper's Web site. They'll be honored until Feb. 28.

www.drpepper.com

Did you know that . . .

2008-11-05T05:02:00Z

. . . somewhere right now . . . a rich, arrogant, old fart is saying "Oh shiet honey. Weir scrooed."

Yes you are. Doesn't feel good now does it?!?!? Well now you know my half of it, you greedy bastards.

So make sure your three BMW's are well kept up. Cause that 4th one is gonna have to wait a few years.

PS - Obama, if you're reading this . . . . congratulations man. . . you did it . . . now . . .

GET TO WORK! Cause believe it or not, this was the easy part.

It's All Up Hill from Here

2008-09-29T02:20:28Z

So as a paying fan of the New York Mets, I'm allowed to bitch, wail, cry, scream and holla' at my team. Here's what went wrong in 2008 . . . I'm not blaming 1 thing, I'm blaming 2.

1. Willie Randolph (the manager they fired around June) and everyone who "couldn't" make hits at that time.

We didn't make the playoffs for the second year in a row because of ONE game. So these big players that claim they can't make a hit because of a manager is just bullshit to me!! If these guys were more faithful to the game and not the atmosphere of the locker room, WE WOULD BE in the playoffs. But politics ate them up.

2. Aaron Heilman and the rest of the fucking bullpin. Again, we only lost by one game. And Aaron lost 5 of them and couldn't do much for many more. In other words, the Mets were in the lead, he came in, and fucked it up for everyone. I hope to God he's gone next year. Cause I know he'll forever be booed at the new Mets stadium.

More to come . . .

giggling

2008-09-18T14:26:31Z

ummm, there's a Hurricane the size of my ass in our Gulf

2008-09-11T15:36:17Z

The (temporary) love of my life

2008-09-02T16:10:28Z

A pic of me with Carmen from L Word.

So yeah, I can die now.

The future is here

2008-08-28T17:20:36Z

This is in a fancy Hamptons (New York) grocery store. They can change every item's price now, utilizing 1 nearby computer. Fresh.

Have fun going to the con, Con Goers. Remember to leave the cooties behind ok?

faints

2008-08-18T13:36:26Z

*wakes up enough to press "post entry" then faints again*

Kim's going away

2008-08-12T19:29:21Z

Kim's moving so she's selling stuff. If anyone wants anything please message her at http://www.myspace.com/sanityscalling

"Hey everyone,

I have a list of things I want/need to sell before I leave on Aug 16th.

If you are interested in any of these things, the money is going to the "Kim Going To College" fund, it'll be greatly appreciated :).

- I'm selling my Oakley Jacket's from back in the day. They are still in great condition. They are blue with red lenses. I believe they are polarized, unsure of that fact, been a while since I have used them. I'm asking $55 OBO for them. They sold back in the later 90's/early 2000's for close to $200 or more.

- I have a collection of over 550 baseball cards. I started getting value's on quite a few, most were around $2, had a few that got up to $45. Asking $175-$200 for them all.

- Also have a collection of over 100 1992 Topp's Desert Storm baseball cards. Most were valued at $5-$10 a card, with a couple at the $15-$30 range. Asking $200-$250 for them.

- Six 1991 U.S. Olympic Cards - Hall Of Fame Edition.

Ralph Boston
Greg Louganis
Wyomia Tyus
Bob Richards
Al Oerter
Ray Ewry

Asking $50 OBO for them as a set.

- Two Powell skateboards, $45 each.

- North Face internal hiking pack. Bought originally for $200, selling for $125, never been used to camp or hike.

- 1977 Star Wars card collection. They are in pretty decent shape for going through the younger years of two boys (my brothers) and me lol. What I have seen on the internet is about $10-$15 a card, about $30-$50 in extremely good/packaged all their life condition. Like I said, these haven't been packaged, but don't look their age either. For the past twenty years they have been safely stored away. I'm not sure on if they are the complete sets or not, but I have the red, yellow, blue, purple and all sorts of styles of the cards. You'd have to see them to understand. The price of these will also be discussed.

- Collection of all my x-men cards for the early 1990's. Close to two hundred, asking probably $50-$75.

- Warn out couch, with slip cover, $25. If you want the love seat with it, probably another $15-$25... But you'd have to ask Polar on that one.

- All sorts of clothes, Hollister, Abercrombie, AE... My size though. $5-$10 depending on what.

- Two bikes, $40 each."

Not only am I bored, I'm a riot too

2008-07-23T04:06:36Z

As you all may have heard a few years ago they caught Osama Bin Laden's driver in Afghanistan. But I bet you don't know how they were able to find him. Well, here's a picture . . .

giggling

2008-06-16T20:43:48Z

We had a new employee start today. Her name is April. And as soon as the clock struck 8am, she was saying it all over the office, along with how many kids she has, where she's from, etc, etc. I thought she was going to be one of those people who never shut up.

I was wrong. At 4pm she finally shut up, by falling asleep at her desk.

The president of our company escorted her out, with a check for today's work.

What can I say. I'm speechless. :) lol

HAPPPPPPPY BIRTHDAY!

2008-06-06T12:24:39Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUDSON!!!!!! I miss you like crazy. :(!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo!!! Enjoy your very, very special day bud! :)

Connie's performing soon! :)

2008-05-15T23:48:59Z

I made this flyer for Connie. :) It's her first paying gig! Y'all should come if you can!!

Mets suck ass

2008-05-15T19:58:17Z

In light of today's baseball game I shall now sing the Official 2008 Mets Club song . You can sing along here . . . http://www.myspace.com/pocho1988

Beat the Mets, beat the Mets
Everyone can beat the Mets.
Bring your kiddies, bring your wife,
Guaranteed to lose every damn night.

Because the Mets are really sucking hardcore.
Knocking no home runs over the wall.

Beltran, Wright too,
Everybody's going down.
So leave the M-E-T-S Mets,
an' cheer for Bean Town!

Go Red Sox! :P!

Debbie

LOL!

Wet Bar is now called Primal

Obituary taken from London Times

yeah bitches!!!!

The Academy Awards in Pictures and Smart Ass Remarks

I'm in love with Jennifer Hudson

Just Chillin'

For the record:

This has got to be the funniest thing I've seen in a while! LOL!

*insert Mario Brothers theme song*

hehe, Guy-co commercial

I always post a lot in November.

Dr Pepper to deliver on its free-soda promise

Did you know that . . .

It's All Up Hill from Here

*giggling*

ummm, there's a Hurricane the size of my ass in our Gulf

The (temporary) love of my life

The future is here

*faints*

Kim's going away

Not only am I bored, I'm a riot too

*giggling*

HAPPPPPPPY BIRTHDAY!

Connie's performing soon! :)

Mets suck ass

insert Mario Brothers theme song

giggling

faints

giggling